The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.

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Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.

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Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

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How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read.

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Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.

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The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

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I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.

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It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new.

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How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.

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My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.

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