I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

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However light-hearted you try to be about it, the loss of youth, and everything that goes with it, is quite a trauma.

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The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

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Just because someone's dead doesn't mean it's over. My grandfather died more than 25 years ago, but I still think of him a lot and smell his smell.

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A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom. Promiscuity. That was of its day, really.

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I knew that this was what I wanted to talk about on stage. There was no point being coy about it, or pretending that I wasn't gay. That was the substance of my whole act. If you took that away, there would be nothing left.

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