I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

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When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.

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The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.

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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

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If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

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