There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.

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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

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Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

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Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.

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A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.

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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

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