The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

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My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

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I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

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Why can't she move in with you? Is she against that? She's not a Mormon or anything, is she?

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But, having said that, believe me, as you get older, the parts dry up. They get less and less.

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My favorite actors when I was a kid were in their '60s. Spencer Tracy, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne.

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I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

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You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.

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So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

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Most people would rather stay home and watch Casablanca for the fourth time or the 10th time on Turner Classic Movies than go see Matrix 12 or whatever the hell the flavor of the month is.

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