My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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