There is always time for failure.
Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself.
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.
To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
The worst fault of the working classes is telling their children they're not going to succeed.
No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.
The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.