Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.