People for the most part can smell lies.

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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

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Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

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