Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

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A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

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After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers.

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It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better.

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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

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There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose.

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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

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It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close.

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You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency.

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If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.

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