There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

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