England produces the best fat actors.

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A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.

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Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

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I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

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