Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.
I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.
I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.