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James Hart

There was an old scarecrow from Cheshire
Who lay down to sleep at his leisure.
The farmer was mad
And said it was sad
That the scarecrow should miss all the pleasure.

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Comments overheard one night on a hospital ward

Good night, darling, looveya, looveya, looveya

Saw the doctor today

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Happy Birthday to you

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Maddy
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Maddy
What happened to you?

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James Hart

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Icthus (JS#5)

Epiphany 5

Many fishes
Jesus fishes
Peter no fish
Jesus “pish pish “
Peter empty dish
Jesus full dish
Peter bare dish
Jesus extra dish
Peter one dish
Jesus many dishes
Peter fish
Jesus fishes
B.C. fish
A.D. fishes
B.C. Moses
A.D. Jesus

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Wootten Bassett

Wootten Bassett
Unlikely looking
Centre for military grief
A small town with
2 “u”’s,2 “o”’s,2 “t”’s,2 “s”’s, and 2 “t”’s again
Wootten Bassett
Funeral processions
With 2 coffins
And 2 coffins again
Will mine be next?
Will yours?

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The View From My Wneelchair

In Asda
Much faster
Long aisles
High piles

In Morrisons
The sorry ones
Scuffed shoeses
Trapped toeses

In Tesco
It’s all go
Every little counts
As my food pile mounts

In Sainsbury’s
We’re busybodies
For bargains galore
Throughout the store

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Snow on snow

Snow on snow
Flakes gently falling
Like leaves from a tree
Asking permission
Before they land
On the snowflakes underneath
Each one different
Like leaves on a tree
A white carpet
Pure white till soiled
By children’s shoes
They love its touch
Ooo snowball fights
Snow doesn’t hurt
Snow is soft and forgiving
People hurt
They are selfish and cruel
So let it snow
Snow on snow on

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Car and caravan

Car before caravan, no, car behind caravan
Twirling around like some demented fan

You woke up safely in a warm bed
Now bed on motorway floor stone dead

Started off your possessions all together
Now all lie open to the local weather

Police cars and fire engines fly around
Adding their usual unmistakeable sound

Long queues of traffic begin to form
People resigned, none sounding horn

Your days of caravanning are sure over
Try camping then on the white cliffs of Dover.

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Owt Fer Nowt

‘No subscription fee
No fines for late returns
No charges at the library’
Whoopee! It’s free!

A man giving away
A very old car
Put a sign outside his house
Whoopee! It’s free!

And nobody came
It was too cheap
Too cheap by far
So he upped the stakes

Fifty pounds said the bright new sign
And before he turned his back
Somebody had stolen the very old car
The car priced at fifty quid

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Anna & Martin's wedding

Anna, Margarita,
Rights Defender
AI member
Palindrome
First job - aerodrome
Daughter and/or
Daughter in law
Legal eagle
Scent of a beagle
To many a friend
Her ear they bend
Churchgoer
Confirmed believer
Local Church
High Church
Father a Vicar
Very much thicker
Su madre como ella
Excelente cocinera
Teams with brother

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