It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

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When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

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