In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.

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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

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Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

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France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ""made in America.""

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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

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Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

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