Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

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All men are looking for the ideal woman. Especially after the wedding.

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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

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