Latest quotes | Random quotes | Latest comments | Submit quote

H.L. Mencken

Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his forefathers had, and all their disgust of emotion, and pride in self- reliance. He is led no longer by Davy Crocketts he is led by cheer leaders, press agents, word mongers, uplifters.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Share

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

No man of genuinely superior intelligence has ever been an actor. Even supposing a young man of appreciable mental powers to be lured upon the stage, as philosophers are occasionally lured into bordellos, his mind would be inevitably and almost immediately destroyed by the gaudy nonsense issuing from his mouth every night.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosiac, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.

quote by H.L. MenckenReport problemRelated quotes
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Share
 

<< < Page / 24 > >>

If you know another quote, please submit it.

Search


Recent searches | Top searches
H.L. Mencken
H.L. Mencken