A man always blames the woman who fooled him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

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Morality is the theory that every human act must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are wrong.

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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

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I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone.

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For men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in their readiness to doubt.

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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

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Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands.

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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.

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