No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.

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A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

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Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

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