The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith in Let the Crabgrass Grow
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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".

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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.

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