Think off-center.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

The status quo sucks.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Always do whatever's next.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Life... is a series of dogs.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Keep thy religion to thyself.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

Religion is just mind control.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!

Hobbies cost money but interests are free.

George Carlin in George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy! | In Romanian

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

quote by George Carlin
Added by Lucian Velea
Comment! | Vote! | Copy!