Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

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Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.

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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.

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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

George Ade in Fables in Slang (1899)
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A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.

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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.

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