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Garry Shandling

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

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I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

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I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

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I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.

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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

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I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

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I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

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