The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.

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Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

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If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it.

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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

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An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

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Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

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