Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

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Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

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My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

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I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

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