Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

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All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

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The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.

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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

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Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

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There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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