Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.

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We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.

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Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.

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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

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One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.

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My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.

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Of children as of procreation - the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.

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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

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If we can't stamp out literature in the country, we can at least stop its being brought in from outside.

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I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

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