Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

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Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

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Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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