When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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