The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.

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