To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.