Do I desire you
What now is cold
Once was hot!
Birdy In The Sky
Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you do that in my eye
I thought you were my friend so true
Now I can't see, my eye's like glue!
Freddy The Frog
Freddy was once a toad
He hopped too often in the road
Along came a car
Sent Freddy flying far
Now Freddy's not a toad, but a star!
A Turtle Named George
There was a little turtle named George
On his food he would always gorge
He popped out of his shell
And said what the hell
And George was a turtle no more!
My feeble attempt at humor!
I don't want to swim the ocean
I don't want to swim the sea
I don't want to eat the fish
And I don't want them eating me
I'm sure I wouldn't make a tasty dish
So I won't bother them, if the fish agree!
Once had a toad named thumper
Who rode too often on the bumper
Hit a slick in the street
Got thumper on his feet
Thumper hopped on a bush
And landed on his tush
He jumped in a pond
And fell in love with a blonde
Thumper was no longer a jumper!
Please don't eat me, the chicken said
I will clean your floors and make your bed
I will rise each morning, make breakfast for you
And if you need, I will help you chew
The cow in the pasture, is much bigger than me
Please eat more beef and set me free!
Some have side effects
Some will help you
Some will damage kidneys
Some your heart
Some will make you sick
Some will give you a new start,
Pills that make you sick
And pills that make you well
We have to have them
Or we feel like hell!
Drinking Tequila makes a happy person out of me
I can dance and I can sing and finally be free
It makes all the bad memories go away
This freedom that it gives me, I wish could stay
I could conquer all the pain of the past
Oh, if this Tequila high could only last!
Embrace My Love
Let my love embrace your heart
May your affection never part
Was love at first sight when we met
Love so strong we will never forget
The majic still lingering in the air
A love like ours is really rare
So lucky to have you forever
May the love in our hearts never sever!