I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

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I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

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I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.

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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

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