America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.
Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.
Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.