But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save me, from the candid friend.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

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