Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

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A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

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A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

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Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.

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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

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A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

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Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

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Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.

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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

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She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

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