Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.