Obviously, you've never seen a woman skydiving in a hoop skirt.

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There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend.

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Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet.

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