Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

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I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

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I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

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I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

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I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

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People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

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The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

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