Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.

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If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking about being an owner.

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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

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You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

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