I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

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There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

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The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

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