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Brian Roy Skyers

My little kitten

I have a little kitten, I stroke it's soft paws
but no one told me that within..were some very sharp claws.

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Bliss

BLISS.

HOURS ON A FLIGHT TO THIS TROPICAL PARADISE
THE LOCALS HAVE A SECRET..THEY SURE ARE WISE
WE ARE ALL HAVING A BALL..
IN THIS WONDERFULL WATERFALL.

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A galant lady.

Lost and alone I was in destress
along came a rescueing knight in a dress
she made calls and put me back on track
I'll have no fears ever about comming back.

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Fishing

THIS FRUSTRATION IS MORE THAN I CAN STAND
BY NOW I SHOULD HAVE A FISH IN EACH HAND

NO MATTER HOW MANY STORIES I TELL
AS SOON AS I OPEN MY MOUTH THEY SAY”LIKE HELL”.

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Mating?

THE MATING SEASON IS HERE
EVEN SO THE MALE APPROACHES WITH CARE
IT USED TO BE A NECESSARY ACT
WHICH REQUIRED A PACT
NOW TWO PARTS ARE JOINED IN A TUBE
SO YOU DON’T EVEN GET TO FEEL UP THE BOOB

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England Expects

England expects..
England expects..that every player will do his duty
This is a tournament, not just a bit of footy
Low esteem? Their hearts not in it
They'll have to pull their socks up in order to win it.

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Gold Manure

Never mind the goose that lays the golden egg
to her you have to beg and beg
we'll never again be skint...
we're bound to make a mint
with all that money, we won't know what to do
when we begin to sell rocking horse pooh.

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Tottenham..2011.

Smash it, grab it, make it yours
the police are here but who cares
you've got what we want so give ithere
we don't need it, we only want it 'cos it's there
widescreen tv, certainly, but not a pot
we'redoing this 'cos we want to
not 'cos someones shot.

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Evening

Evening shadows make me swoon
Just as much as that big bright moon
Soft rays at the end of the day
Sometimes you don’t know what to say
At times like this you’re at peace with the world
All that’s missing is..a nice car the open road.. and a girl

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Laugh

I TOLD A GRUMPY LADY A SAUCY JOKE
HER RESPONSE MADE ME THINK SHE WOULD CHOKE
HER FACE TURNED RED
SHE NEARLY FELL OVER AND THEN SHE SAID”YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH A STICK
BUT TELL ME ANOTHER ONE QUICK
NO MATTER HOW BAD I FEEL
THEY’LL PUT ME ON AN EVEN KEEL.”

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