If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

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I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

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It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

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