The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.

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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

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My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

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I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around.

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