Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

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There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.

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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

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There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

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