I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.
I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.
I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.
I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.
When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.
Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?