We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.

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It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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