I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

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The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

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Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes.

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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

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I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.

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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

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I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

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I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

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I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes.

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Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.

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