Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

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Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

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When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

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I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

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Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

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I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust.

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The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

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I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

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I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

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