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Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

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Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

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It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

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A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

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